Friday, August 13, 2010

Speaking of Moses...

George and Moses...

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?"


The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?".


The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness"...


















18 comments:

myletterstoemily said...

hee hee! this is hilarious! thank you for starting
my day with a smile!

Debbie said...

haha I enjoyed this...Nice way to start the day. Have a wonderful week-end..

LisaShaw said...

Oh this was good!!

Love ya

Cindy - Letters From Midlife said...

Oh Sonja, this made my day. Thanks for a much needed laugh!

Janette@Janette's Sage said...

Laughing out loud....I have thought of Moses a lot lately...God used him in a age far beyond what our society tells us we can be used....isn't God an awesome God???....still laughing, most share this with my kids!

Just Be Real said...

Oh NO! Too funny Sonja. Thank you for sharing this humor. Blessings.

TRUTH SHARER said...

Very cute! You know I love the humor you put on here!

Blessings, Stephanie

Mocha with Linda said...

Such fun. Love those!

Just a little something from Judy said...

Today I needed a smile and thanks to you, God provided me some. Thank you!

Debbie said...

I love your fabulous sense of humor. You would have loved my mom. She was always ready with a joke. I used to roll my eyes when she started but now I wish I could hear more. Isn't that how it is?

Love you sis,
Debbie

Saleslady371 said...

Great humor here! I needed to laugh.

Tammy said...

That was funny!!! Loved it.

THE OLD GEEZER said...

Thanks for the laughs :-) I like the first one best.

Shirley said...

Thanks for the chuckle today!!!

Connie Arnold said...

Those are great! Thanks for sharing.

Runner Mom said...

How cute!!! Love these! Thanks for sharing.

I'm in the middle of reading your dad's book. I LOVE it! My highlighter is going to run out of yellow! So many truths that I need to take before the Lord! Thank you again!!
Love ya,
Susan

Elizabeth Mahlou said...

I like that bush story. Pretty funny.

Jackie said...

Needed this laugh today!! Thanks, Sonja!