George and Moses...George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?".
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness"...
hee hee! this is hilarious! thank you for starting
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haha I enjoyed this...Nice way to start the day. Have a wonderful week-end..
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Oh Sonja, this made my day. Thanks for a much needed laugh!
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud....I have thought of Moses a lot lately...God used him in a age far beyond what our society tells us we can be used....isn't God an awesome God???....still laughing, most share this with my kids!
ReplyDeleteOh NO! Too funny Sonja. Thank you for sharing this humor. Blessings.
ReplyDeleteVery cute! You know I love the humor you put on here!
ReplyDeleteBlessings, Stephanie
Such fun. Love those!
ReplyDeleteToday I needed a smile and thanks to you, God provided me some. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI love your fabulous sense of humor. You would have loved my mom. She was always ready with a joke. I used to roll my eyes when she started but now I wish I could hear more. Isn't that how it is?
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Debbie
Great humor here! I needed to laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny!!! Loved it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs :-) I like the first one best.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle today!!!
ReplyDeleteThose are great! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHow cute!!! Love these! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the middle of reading your dad's book. I LOVE it! My highlighter is going to run out of yellow! So many truths that I need to take before the Lord! Thank you again!!
Love ya,
Susan
I like that bush story. Pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteNeeded this laugh today!! Thanks, Sonja!
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