"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar, the preacher said.John gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "John, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
John replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing".
The preacher puts one finger in John's ear, and he places the other hand on top of John's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for John.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "John, how is your hearing now?"...
John says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"...
13 comments:
Sonja! I love reading your blog!
This joke was just the pick-me-up I needed today!! =)
I miss you & I hope all is well with you!
-Zoe
hee hee! i love pastor jokes.
LOL! I needed a laugh. I am worn out from the cleaning I've been doing this week.
Loved it, THANKS
Honey - I'm always asking God for more humor in my life! And it seems to come more often now in 'bits and pieces'!!!
thanks for sharing, Stephanie
Sonja, I love your sense of humor! Too funny and yet perfect timing for me to have a quick chuckle. Laughter is good for the soul!
Love you,
Debbie
cute...blessings, andrea
Thank you for stopping by my blog tonight ~ and I needed this little bit of humor! Blessings, Cindy
That is just too cute :)
Thanks for the smile for today.
Sonja, that is so cute! Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it! Thank you too for all your kind words and encouragement! You are such a sweetheart. Hugs!
Ha! I didn't see that one coming...
Thanks for the laugh, you sweet little thing!
I needed this tonight. Thanks! The crazy thing about the English language. Poor John.
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